Attempted Murder Hoodie — Dark Humor Graphic Pullover
This cozy hoodie brings dry humor and quiet mischief to your everyday wardrobe. The soft, medium-weight fabric drapes easily and the loose fit makes it a go-to layer for laid-back days. A simple white silhouette design—two small birds and the words “attempted murder”—sits on the chest, delivering a wink of dark comedy without shouting. The roomy kangaroo pocket warms hands and keeps essentials handy, while the adjustable hood and durable side seams keep the shape wash after wash. Wear it to campus study breaks, late-night coffee runs, or weekend hangs when you want a subtle, witty statement that only fellow oddballs will fully appreciate.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 8.3 oz fabric blend for warmth and durability
- Adjustable hood with drawstring and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pocket for hand warmth and storage
- Constructed with side seams for shape retention
- Loose fit with tear-away label; runs true to size; ethically certified
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Fiber composition
80% Ringspun Cotton, 20% Polyester (Solid Colors), 70% Ringspun Cotton, 30% Polyester (Smoke Colors), 75% Ringspun Cotton, 25% Polyester (Heather Grey), 52% Ringspun Cotton, 48% Polyester (Charcoal)
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Hood with drawstring
Adjustable hood with self-colored woven cord and metal grommets
Spacious pocket
Kangaroo pouch pocket will always keep your hands warm
Age restrictions
No age restrictions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not dryclean; Do not bleach; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: low heat.
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